If you're number 2000 on my page you get a picture with whatever you want...

If you want me to colour sumtin', you got it!
If you want me to write you a song about the Dalai Lama, you got it!
If you want me to tell you about that one time I got cut on a beer bottle, you got it!
If want a polaroid of me riding my bike naked, you're a perv.


Come on yall...make my day.